I love my blog; it makes me feel like… Superman! Not really, but my English has improved a damn lot since I started with this.

Today I’m going to whine about the people who make sound effects with their mouths and then expect people to laugh.

Stop it.

Either I can’t understand the humor (as if!) behind it, people are dumbfscks, or people laugh only to be polite/out of embarrassment.

If you think that the first choice is true, then I am sorry to inform you that you belong to the second. In life, one can only be a part of the second or the third group of people. The dumbfscks and the smartfscks, respectively.

I have to admit that I laugh when people sound-mime. It is often either an embarrassed laugh or a feel-sorry-for laugh, or I am just trying my hardest to be polite. But hey, one’s got to be polite no?

I mean… If I just tell the person that he is no more fun than staring at the wall and tell all those who laughed that they are dumbfscks, it wouldn’t be pretty.

Life isn’t pretty, but if we don’t compromise it would be even uglier. Everyday I have to compromise my supreme observatory and pointing-out-things skills in order for the world to be a better place. You see, in a way, I am Superman.

I hope you all have learnt a lesson, and that is to learn to compromise. Other people compromise for you, and you should to, it’s called mutual compromisation (did I invent a new word or is my spelling completely off?).

Oh yeah, and don’t do drugs.