A new year is coming. While some gather around friends and family in order to celebrate the coming year, others live under a lot worse circumstances. Now I’m not talking about the malnourished kids in Africa (that you hear too often), I am talking about Saddam. Yes, the “dictator/terrorist/other things” guy.

I was thinking: “Damn, new year coming so soon…” when suddenly my thought slipped to “… I wonder how Saddam is having it.”

How would it feel if one day you were the leader of an entire country, living in luxury — and the next day getting beaten/tortured by american brats (new recruits) in jail?

Now before you start giving me crap for what I just wrote, continue reading.

Firstly, if your American, stfu. 41% of you believe that Saddam has strong links with Al Qaeda, 22% believe that he helped plan the 9/11 attacks, and another 26% that Iraq had WMDs. The fact remains, Americans are stupid. 89% of the population are lost, and the remaining 11% are overwhelmed by a stupid majority. O yeah, the statistics came from today’s news if your wondering. American democracy is like the biggest generalization body ever, and it seems to be working. I guess I’ll also generalize; All Americans are stupid and should stfu.

For the rest of you, try to understand my point. Since Al Qaeda took blame for the 9/11 attacks the USA (lead by Bush) has been vigorously trying to find Osama, without success. The government was losing support by each day, something had to be done. Wait, Iraq has WMDs, Saddam is linked with Al Qaeda, he helped plan the 9/11 attacks, he is Santa Claus, he eats children, etc.

I don’t understand, USA set up the UN to keep world peace. Then they completely ignore UN’s order to NOT invade Iraq, showing no respect to all the contries which rejected with their veto rights. If another country would have done the same thing - any other country - , the US would turn the entire world against them.

When I ask people why Saddam is a bad person, they go: “He killed a lot of innocents”, I usually reply with something like: “He went and killed them one by one personally? In wars, the most people killed are innocent civilians. More or less invalid point.” … “Oh.. hmm. Umm, will you still be my friend… please?” Another common argument is: “He killed his own people.” So you mean that if you are a parent, you should discipline the children of others and not your own? If you were to try to disclipline my future kids I’d kill you (or ruin your life, legally), no doubt.

I think I can agree that Saddam has ordered killings of many civilians, brutally (this we all agree on). I think I can agree that Bush has ordered killings of many civilians, brutally (Iraq war, civilian casualties, 3k soldiers lost). Toture from both sides too. If one of them were to be put on trial, both should be, or neither.

This is a win-win situation for the US lead by Bush:
1. The termination of a highly influencial muslim leader (Christianity vs. Islam) for one.
2. Winning an election too, he made a mess in Iraq, only he could clean it up. If I were to go diarrhea-spree in your house, who would you want to clean it; me or some random dude?
3. A show of force, other countries will fear them more.
4. Usage of old war equiptment which would otherwise have costed millions to dispose and maintain.
5. Testing of new, prototype weaponry.
6. Oil
7. Excuse for a military buildup for later use.
8. Im sure there is tonnes more. Half a tonne for what I’ve forgotten, and another half for the secret shit they do in private. You know, wars aren’t the most transparent things.

So Saddam is prolly sitting in his cell getting beaten and eating shit food, and would probably spend his New Year that way. All while his American counterpart is having fun celebrating. Nice.

I have more to tell, but bah.. this will do. Getting quite tired. Seems this turned out to be yet another America bashing article, aww. If I don’t write something before New Year, then let this be my last post of the year. Happy New year people!

Other than that… free Saddam! (+ flame me)

What the hell has happened? Suddenly, its …christmas?

I was just living life and today I woke up thinking “Holy sht its CHRISTMAS??!?!?!?!”

Perhaps it is because this time before christmas has been quite busy for me; with school, with all the gift shopping, friends, and just life in general. It is scary when you think about it, how evens can just suddenly appear and suprise you.. or is it only me?

With time flying so fast, I can’t help imagining myself on my deathbed, with my wife, kids, and friends sitting next to me. I whisper “Oh, I guess I’m screwed then.” and stares at the ceiling waiting to die.

Or something.

A new year is also coming, 2006 or the year of the Dog if you may. “The Dog will never let you down. Born under this sign you are honest, and faithful to those you love. You are plagued by constant worry, a sharp tongue, and a tendency to be a fault finder, however. You would make an excellent businessman, activist, teacher, or secret agent.”

Sounds like me. In fact, all generic zodiac crap sounds like me.

Getting back to subject… The entire year goes by without me even thinking of new year. It is like it doesn’t exist until christmas arrives. Ok, that was retarded, I better stop writing soon.

Anyways, it is christmas. Time to eat some good food, spend some time with family and friends.

Wish you all the best, have a nice one.

I just remembered a smartass quote that I created.

“Freedom and equality will only exist when only one man is left on Earth.” (In the meantime, the two words are just marketing gimmicks.)

I rock soo much.

It’s been a while since I wrote something meaningful. This one will be about piracy.

Piracy is something that has always existed. Experts recall the Atari time when only about 10% of the games played were bought, while the rest were either borrowed or pirated. The industry has learned to grow with piracy on their backs like in a symbiotic relation, where both parts benefit. The products pirated gains publicity while the pirates… they get the stuff for free.

Sony recently made a fool out of themselves, when users noticed that their products secretely installed software on your computer that logs your actions and sends it to their servers. In fact, the spy software that Sony used was pirated! Also, they have patented some kind of technology to make their PS3 games only work on one machine. That means that you can no longer lend/trade games with friends anymore! Sony = boycott.

What else? Hmm, TCPA. This means that soon all computers will have inbuild devices to spy on you and send your private information to their main servers. Yay, really looking forward to it.

Not too long ago, the European Union decided to “require all telephone and Internet traffic to be logged and stored for up to a year in order to help combat organized crime and terrorism”. That’s just totally freaking awesome dude! I am soo happy that some random dude will hear all I say and all the sites I surf. Does this mean I have to change some habits?

I understand that the entertainment industry needs money. I do not understand why they are doing things about it now, when piracy has been going on forever and they have survived and suceeded during that time. Everyone’s doing it now. It is like every power hungry bitch has been thinking about what they want to do to gain more power and suddenly when one of them moves to action, a chain-reaction occurs.

It has to be like this. A compromise. We often hear that in debates, the two sides beliefs varies a lot, but as it goes along, their beliefs approaches each other. In the end when they settle the settlement lies somewhere in the middle. It has to be like this. In the future, capitalism and communism will reach a compromise. The democratic government will reach a compromise with the totalitarian one. People will look more like each other. Everything becomes a grayzone, and… and (forgot what I was about to say).. and we all get retarded and kill ourselves.

There is so much shit I can pour on the entertainment industry, but I won’t.

Why can’t people be like Benjamin Franklin? “The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.” That also means Benjamin believes that if you trade security for freedom you will deserve both and get both. If I remove all the locks from my house, no wait, all the doors too. Will that give me more freedom? Yes. Will that secure the house even more? Hell no, and hell might just be the place Benjamin Franklin is right now for trying to trick me.

Bah, forget about him. Just remember that I am superman and that you have to compromise. (BTW, my English is getting crappy again. Need I write more?)

What do you do when something totally random and fscked up happens to you? How random and fscked up?

Well, I was changing after working out. I put my shoes on the floor next to some dirt.

An old man comes. Average height, white hair, hanging titties, hanging stomach, balls bigger than dick, crooked back, finnish, poor Swedish. All naked.

Translation:
- Why do you have your shoes on the floor?
- Huh?
- Why shoes on floor? Look dirty now! (pointing at dirt oh the floor)
- It wasn’t me!
- Look it dirty now!
- What the fsck it wasn’t me, look at my shoes, do they look dirty?
- You see ground is dirty?
- But what the fsck it wasn’t me!
- Go clean it up
- What the fsck do you want?
- Do you want to be a human?
- … (???) it wasn’t me

Finally, he shut up. 1 min later when staff went by he told the staff “Look what he did!”. Old man goes tale-telling, bad. Luckily I did not get into trouble as the staff dude cleaned the floor just like a slave, good puppy.

Later when I went out of the gym he was standing outside watching me. He’s eyes kept following me. So I held up my index finger for him to look at until I was out of sight.

Owned. Go cry/have a heart attack/have a seizure.

This post was deleted due to content of extremely hilarious and/or offensive nature.

Nah, too lazy right now.

Laters.

Some people are insanely stupid.

Some people like advertisements shown on TV during movies. They argue that it gives them time to rest, go to the bathroom or get some snacks. You know what? Those people are retards.

When you like something, you pay for it no? Why am I not seeing Pay-Per-View TV advertisement channels. C’mon, if you like advertisements so much, why not just pay for them? Hey, I just got the best idea. Why don’t you pay me to let me send you spam email only containing the link to my blog? I do not charge a lot, just a couple of cents per mail or something, we could make a deal.

Wait, what about this. If you need to go to the bathroom or get snacks during a bought movie (such as a DVD) you can pause it. There is a button on DVD remote controls, usually close to the “play” button which is most likely labled “pause”. Unlike advertisements, you could actually pasue it whenever you want to.

Still like advertisements? Good, because I’m really intrested in making the deal mentioned above.

Dogs are overrated.

They say that dogs are mens best friend. Apart from shitting all over the place, barking at other dogs, eating lots of food, I don’t see what’s the point in having those. Also, they die in like 5 years.

A bottle of Absolute over a damn dog anyday. Think otherwise and your an retard.

Sorry I’m kinda fusked up.