I heard that the best way to enjoy a movie is to think about nothing while watching it. That’s, why I hardly remember what it was about. Half the movie was footage of Jessica Alba’s ass and the other half some diving thing. Hey, no ones complaining…

The funny part was that there was a fat dude sitting next to me (40 yrs old?), alone with two bags of candy and a coke. When I first saw him, I thought: “Just like in the Simpsons… (You know the fat movie/comic book geek)”

During the entire movie, the fat dude was making humming noises, and the funniest part is that I don’t even think he notices his own noises. Occasionally, one of those humming noises would make out to be an understandable word. During important parts of the movie, when the background music had a beat, he nod his head and stomped his feet. Hilarious. After the movie was done, he sat there nodding his head and stomping his feet to the credits. Hmm.. and then he must have went home to his mother, who he is most likely still living with.

I thought that those fat movie dudes only were stereotypes, but nope. Funny nevertheless.

Oh yeah, the movie was called Under Into the Blue. (edited hihi the movie was so bad I didn’t even remember the proper name)