The snow is finally melting, and the long anticipated spring approaching. People can’t wait for the snow to melt, and melt it will. What is needed is time, and what we do not have is just that, time. We want it to melt faster, we want to skip this entire process and go back to lying on large grass fields totally stress-less gazing up towards the blue sky thinking “life is perfect”. What we have now is gray gray skies with a fine rain constantly falling upon us, tickling us, as if its scorning us. We have no green fields to lie on, what we got is half-melted snow that leaves your newly cleaned shoes dirty by the end of the day.

This is a point where the joy of winter is gone, and the goodies of spring has not arrived yet. This time is like an empty void, where nothing seems positive, it is a time of transition.

Transitions are always the hardest part. Changing. What does this have to do with me? I feel as if I have reached a point of transition, mostly academically. I feel as if I no longer can continue as I am doing and at the end of the year comfort myself with words like “that’s really good for not having put any effort put into”. I had some securities, subjects in which I could easily score good in. The securities are failing to provide. I have to break out of the box, apply effort when needed. I am in a state of transition, the hardest part. I have to change, break the habit, find a way out. I am at a point of importance, choices I make today will define me of tomorrow, whether I will be happy, sad, poor, rich, a success or a failure.

Transitions are always the hardest part. It’s not easy, yet not impossible. Year after year nature proves it’s ability to transition properly, successfully. Why won’t I be able to? Who knows, perhaps I will one day be the hobo on the street you are offering your hotdog to, or perhaps the hero who saved the world you tell your children about. Those are extreme examples, but don’t forget that the extreme defines what’s not. One thing is for certain, I can become anything, and so could you.

Don’t fear transition. Patience, spring will come eventually.

Haven’t written anything for quite a while, sorry. In fact, I’m not sorry and if you expected and or enjoyed an apology, fuck you. Ok, here goes.

Feminism is becoming more and more popular, which is something I like. Therefore, to meet the new demands on equality between men and women by feminists, I have put forward an idea that might seem controversial at first, but which you will see follows perfect feministic logic. So, if you are an open minded person feel free to continue reading. If not, please slowly move your mouse pointer towards the upper right corner of the screen and click on what kind of looks like a 45 degrees rotated crucifix. Then, leave the computer and waste your time on something such as studying, err I mean watching TV.

My idea is simple. The average life expectancy of a man is at 72 years, while that of a woman is 79 years in the USA (similar to the entire west). Since we do not yet have the technology to add 7 years to each man’s life, the only logical thing to do for a more equal society is to kill all women after they have lived for 72 years. Of course this causes problems, because of the fact that people are different which results in them having different amounts of living years, but we can not forget that going for the average is always the best (i.e. the average male salary is higher than the average female salary).

Think about it, it’s really not that bad. We could do it professionally, for instance we could provide them with a death day celebration, funded by tax (of course) that looks something like this:

04:00 - Wake up, get ready
05:00 – Chat with family and friends
08:00 – Go to your local funeral shop and pick a coffin you like, it will of course be free of cost to you as it will be funded by the state.
10:00 – Write your will
12:00 – You will be given money to eat in any restaurant of your choice.
14:00 – A lecture about the different ways in which you could be killed is given, the choices include, but are not limited to: poison injection, gas, electrical shock, or jumping on a cliff. Personally, I would choose to jump off a cliff, because that would be a true once-in-a-lifetime experience. That is, if I was female.
16:00 – This is the time where you would normally die on anxiety, but no fear! Free sessions with psychologists are provided.
16:30 – A discussion with other people that are going to be killed the same time as you will take place, where you could chat and tell each other about your lifes.
17:30 – Rest time, gather thoughts, write some final letters, etc.
18:00 – Time with family, confess what you dared not before, take some photos, etc.
23:45 – Meet with your family/friends at the location where you wanted to die, and they could help you countdown to your death. Do not forget your final words.
01:00 – Party for family and friends of those who deceased. (Don’t worry about the party, you won’t be living then.)

Nice huh? Best of all, it won’t cost you a penny!

Or, we could just scrap the whole equality debate because by now you should have noticed that it’s nothing but shit. Equality will never occur, not between man and man, man and woman, woman and woman.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for equality, but the first step to a more equal society is realizing that there is no such thing as equality. Then, and only from there could we try with different methods to make it more equal.

Feminism is not equality. It is a set of rules set up by ugly male-looking females who hate their lives and direct all anger towards males. Their rules attempt to counter the principles science, nature, and even equality (and God for those who believe)! Males and females are different, females give birth to the child, and are equipped with means of raising it. Nature.

Taking care of children could get in the way of their carriers. So what if you can’t excel as fast as your male co-workers? If you weren’t so much against men, you should have a man that can excel, provide and make you proud. Man and woman go hand in hand, this is all so elementary, yet so hard for some to grasp.

Endless examples could be made, but in the end they all point in one direction -> feminists are irrational, anti-logic, anti-nature, anti-life creatures. Feminism sucks! I tried not to make this the average feminism-bashing text. If it is that to you, then you also suck.

Oh my God, this is so neat. Watch!