Swedish weather is as spastic as it gets. Wednesday it was like a summer day, yesterday it snowed, and today is like summer again.

If Swedish weather was a person, I’d kick him in the face.

Haven’t written anything for quite a while, sorry. In fact, I’m not sorry and if you expected and or enjoyed an apology, fuck you. Ok, here goes.

Feminism is becoming more and more popular, which is something I like. Therefore, to meet the new demands on equality between men and women by feminists, I have put forward an idea that might seem controversial at first, but which you will see follows perfect feministic logic. So, if you are an open minded person feel free to continue reading. If not, please slowly move your mouse pointer towards the upper right corner of the screen and click on what kind of looks like a 45 degrees rotated crucifix. Then, leave the computer and waste your time on something such as studying, err I mean watching TV.

My idea is simple. The average life expectancy of a man is at 72 years, while that of a woman is 79 years in the USA (similar to the entire west). Since we do not yet have the technology to add 7 years to each man’s life, the only logical thing to do for a more equal society is to kill all women after they have lived for 72 years. Of course this causes problems, because of the fact that people are different which results in them having different amounts of living years, but we can not forget that going for the average is always the best (i.e. the average male salary is higher than the average female salary).

Think about it, it’s really not that bad. We could do it professionally, for instance we could provide them with a death day celebration, funded by tax (of course) that looks something like this:

04:00 - Wake up, get ready
05:00 – Chat with family and friends
08:00 – Go to your local funeral shop and pick a coffin you like, it will of course be free of cost to you as it will be funded by the state.
10:00 – Write your will
12:00 – You will be given money to eat in any restaurant of your choice.
14:00 – A lecture about the different ways in which you could be killed is given, the choices include, but are not limited to: poison injection, gas, electrical shock, or jumping on a cliff. Personally, I would choose to jump off a cliff, because that would be a true once-in-a-lifetime experience. That is, if I was female.
16:00 – This is the time where you would normally die on anxiety, but no fear! Free sessions with psychologists are provided.
16:30 – A discussion with other people that are going to be killed the same time as you will take place, where you could chat and tell each other about your lifes.
17:30 – Rest time, gather thoughts, write some final letters, etc.
18:00 – Time with family, confess what you dared not before, take some photos, etc.
23:45 – Meet with your family/friends at the location where you wanted to die, and they could help you countdown to your death. Do not forget your final words.
01:00 – Party for family and friends of those who deceased. (Don’t worry about the party, you won’t be living then.)

Nice huh? Best of all, it won’t cost you a penny!

Or, we could just scrap the whole equality debate because by now you should have noticed that it’s nothing but shit. Equality will never occur, not between man and man, man and woman, woman and woman.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for equality, but the first step to a more equal society is realizing that there is no such thing as equality. Then, and only from there could we try with different methods to make it more equal.

Feminism is not equality. It is a set of rules set up by ugly male-looking females who hate their lives and direct all anger towards males. Their rules attempt to counter the principles science, nature, and even equality (and God for those who believe)! Males and females are different, females give birth to the child, and are equipped with means of raising it. Nature.

Taking care of children could get in the way of their carriers. So what if you can’t excel as fast as your male co-workers? If you weren’t so much against men, you should have a man that can excel, provide and make you proud. Man and woman go hand in hand, this is all so elementary, yet so hard for some to grasp.

Endless examples could be made, but in the end they all point in one direction -> feminists are irrational, anti-logic, anti-nature, anti-life creatures. Feminism sucks! I tried not to make this the average feminism-bashing text. If it is that to you, then you also suck.

It the title angers you, skip to text in italics below.

Judge people for who they are and not where they come from? Nah, scratch that.

It does not work. Well, it sounds good at least.

Everyday I see people doing things that disgust me, the same people who claim that they are anti racism. If you do not have the same skincolor as most of the people in the country, you will be inspected extra carefully. If you can act better than them, they will have no excuse to hate you, but if you do cheap/disgusting things people will eventually hate you, and the place you descend from. Basically, you are making a fool out of yourself and your country, in exchange for some temporary small gain.

What are the things people do that disgust me? Mostly selfish stuff, such as grabbing a handful of pepperbags from McDonalds after a visit there. Perhaps taking so much stuff on a self-pick place that others don’t get any. Things like that. Who does this? Go figure.

Cheap people, basically. You do not have to be poor to be a cheap person, but instead the actions define. When in doubt, look at the person previous to you and do the same.

Stop doing stupid shit and people might not hate you (your people) as much, don’t lay all the blame on the fact that they generalize. Also, remember that your actions will be seen as the actions of your people.

– Now I’m not saying that all foreign people lack etiquette, not at all. Some do. Unfortunately, it is always a small amount of people who destroy for the crowd. In this case, a small amount foreigners make their own people look bad, it can’t be avioided. Before yelling and hating at racists, look at yourself first. –

Not doing so is just like dressing like a whore and at the same yelling “Go feminism!” The only way for you to gain respect is be better than someone else.

Until some basic etiquette is learnt, go racism!

Stupid damn game, I have a sketch to perform tomorrow and I don’t even know my lines. Why do I always end up in situations like this? King of time wastage.

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Remember when you used to tell others that you’d fsck their families? I do. That’s what I used to say when people told me to fsck myself. Talk is talk, nothing more. When you make talk like that reality it gets sick. Who would search for every member of a person’s family and fsck them one by one? Apparantly the “Paratroopers of the Multi-National Forces” would.

They found and took 3 of Saddam’s relatives into custody. “Confiscated” (stole) 300,000 dollars and a cache of light arms. Later they released one of them, two still remain in custody. Saddam’s family is getting fscked.

The Iraqi campaign is sick. I fsck their families.

A new year is coming. While some gather around friends and family in order to celebrate the coming year, others live under a lot worse circumstances. Now I’m not talking about the malnourished kids in Africa (that you hear too often), I am talking about Saddam. Yes, the “dictator/terrorist/other things” guy.

I was thinking: “Damn, new year coming so soon…” when suddenly my thought slipped to “… I wonder how Saddam is having it.”

How would it feel if one day you were the leader of an entire country, living in luxury — and the next day getting beaten/tortured by american brats (new recruits) in jail?

Now before you start giving me crap for what I just wrote, continue reading.

Firstly, if your American, stfu. 41% of you believe that Saddam has strong links with Al Qaeda, 22% believe that he helped plan the 9/11 attacks, and another 26% that Iraq had WMDs. The fact remains, Americans are stupid. 89% of the population are lost, and the remaining 11% are overwhelmed by a stupid majority. O yeah, the statistics came from today’s news if your wondering. American democracy is like the biggest generalization body ever, and it seems to be working. I guess I’ll also generalize; All Americans are stupid and should stfu.

For the rest of you, try to understand my point. Since Al Qaeda took blame for the 9/11 attacks the USA (lead by Bush) has been vigorously trying to find Osama, without success. The government was losing support by each day, something had to be done. Wait, Iraq has WMDs, Saddam is linked with Al Qaeda, he helped plan the 9/11 attacks, he is Santa Claus, he eats children, etc.

I don’t understand, USA set up the UN to keep world peace. Then they completely ignore UN’s order to NOT invade Iraq, showing no respect to all the contries which rejected with their veto rights. If another country would have done the same thing - any other country - , the US would turn the entire world against them.

When I ask people why Saddam is a bad person, they go: “He killed a lot of innocents”, I usually reply with something like: “He went and killed them one by one personally? In wars, the most people killed are innocent civilians. More or less invalid point.” … “Oh.. hmm. Umm, will you still be my friend… please?” Another common argument is: “He killed his own people.” So you mean that if you are a parent, you should discipline the children of others and not your own? If you were to try to disclipline my future kids I’d kill you (or ruin your life, legally), no doubt.

I think I can agree that Saddam has ordered killings of many civilians, brutally (this we all agree on). I think I can agree that Bush has ordered killings of many civilians, brutally (Iraq war, civilian casualties, 3k soldiers lost). Toture from both sides too. If one of them were to be put on trial, both should be, or neither.

This is a win-win situation for the US lead by Bush:
1. The termination of a highly influencial muslim leader (Christianity vs. Islam) for one.
2. Winning an election too, he made a mess in Iraq, only he could clean it up. If I were to go diarrhea-spree in your house, who would you want to clean it; me or some random dude?
3. A show of force, other countries will fear them more.
4. Usage of old war equiptment which would otherwise have costed millions to dispose and maintain.
5. Testing of new, prototype weaponry.
6. Oil
7. Excuse for a military buildup for later use.
8. Im sure there is tonnes more. Half a tonne for what I’ve forgotten, and another half for the secret shit they do in private. You know, wars aren’t the most transparent things.

So Saddam is prolly sitting in his cell getting beaten and eating shit food, and would probably spend his New Year that way. All while his American counterpart is having fun celebrating. Nice.

I have more to tell, but bah.. this will do. Getting quite tired. Seems this turned out to be yet another America bashing article, aww. If I don’t write something before New Year, then let this be my last post of the year. Happy New year people!

Other than that… free Saddam! (+ flame me)

Some people are insanely stupid.

Some people like advertisements shown on TV during movies. They argue that it gives them time to rest, go to the bathroom or get some snacks. You know what? Those people are retards.

When you like something, you pay for it no? Why am I not seeing Pay-Per-View TV advertisement channels. C’mon, if you like advertisements so much, why not just pay for them? Hey, I just got the best idea. Why don’t you pay me to let me send you spam email only containing the link to my blog? I do not charge a lot, just a couple of cents per mail or something, we could make a deal.

Wait, what about this. If you need to go to the bathroom or get snacks during a bought movie (such as a DVD) you can pause it. There is a button on DVD remote controls, usually close to the “play” button which is most likely labled “pause”. Unlike advertisements, you could actually pasue it whenever you want to.

Still like advertisements? Good, because I’m really intrested in making the deal mentioned above.

Dogs are overrated.

They say that dogs are mens best friend. Apart from shitting all over the place, barking at other dogs, eating lots of food, I don’t see what’s the point in having those. Also, they die in like 5 years.

A bottle of Absolute over a damn dog anyday. Think otherwise and your an retard.

Sorry I’m kinda fusked up.

I love my blog; it makes me feel like… Superman! Not really, but my English has improved a damn lot since I started with this.

Today I’m going to whine about the people who make sound effects with their mouths and then expect people to laugh.

Stop it.

Either I can’t understand the humor (as if!) behind it, people are dumbfscks, or people laugh only to be polite/out of embarrassment.

If you think that the first choice is true, then I am sorry to inform you that you belong to the second. In life, one can only be a part of the second or the third group of people. The dumbfscks and the smartfscks, respectively.

I have to admit that I laugh when people sound-mime. It is often either an embarrassed laugh or a feel-sorry-for laugh, or I am just trying my hardest to be polite. But hey, one’s got to be polite no?

I mean… If I just tell the person that he is no more fun than staring at the wall and tell all those who laughed that they are dumbfscks, it wouldn’t be pretty.

Life isn’t pretty, but if we don’t compromise it would be even uglier. Everyday I have to compromise my supreme observatory and pointing-out-things skills in order for the world to be a better place. You see, in a way, I am Superman.

I hope you all have learnt a lesson, and that is to learn to compromise. Other people compromise for you, and you should to, it’s called mutual compromisation (did I invent a new word or is my spelling completely off?).

Oh yeah, and don’t do drugs.