Slept 6 hours, damn maths project. Slept on my way to school for another hour (on the bus).

School sucked. Lunch sucked even more.

Some advice needed, what do you do when a person annoys the living hell out of you? I have problems with everyone, but I can not go around whining about everyone because it would lead to some hating me, despising me, avoiding me and in some cases even leads to others crying. Sometimes, when I can not stand the annoyingness of a person I gotta say something. Hey, a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do no?

We were a small group in a lesson with a nice teacher (you know the kind that don’t say anything when people are annoying). There was this guy coming with the lamest comments after every sentence the teacher said, adding annoying sound-effects and then laughing for himself. This happened after every sentence, which is about 5 times a minute, for an hour. Damn, I had the greatest urge to take my notebook and smash it into his face, but I was not man enough to do so. What would you do?

After that almost annoying me to death I felt I could finally rest as I took the bus home. I was soo tired that I kept nodding to sleep while sitting on the bus. You know, you fall asleep and your head goes down and which wakes you up and you realize that you were asleep and suddenly raise your head and then fall asleep again, repeatedly. This happened, once when I opened my eyes people were staring at me. This was really.. how can I say it.. shameful.. Picture a dude nodding his head slowly opening his eyes each time his head raises and then closing them again.

Dude, today really sucked.

I have looked at the stars and I know what is going to happen to you today. Hmm, not only you, but everyone who reads this.

Today, something will happen to you, grab your chance. You might find love, but if you make many mistakes today you might end up in trouble.

Dude, if you believe my prophecy, go seek help or something. Astrology sucks. I have just given an example of what some astrology can look like. It’s nothing but random generic crap where all might happen and nothing is for sure. It is as reliable as asking your 3 year old kid how kids are made.

Once when I was in the dentist waiting room, I was reading a magazine with a medium-fat-chick section, this woman who could talk to the dead. People were asking her questions like “Where have I put my keys?” and “Is my dead father looking upon me?“, her replies were really lame. Something like: “I am not sure where your keys are but I’m sure you have dropped them and will find them soon” and “You and your father are bonded together strongly, so naturally he would be watching over you.”

Lame.

I would have much better answers. An example of my betterness would be “The time you have spent writing this to me you could have spent searching for your keys or even gotten new ones, nice work!” and “No. Go seek a doctor.”

Astrology is the biggest scam of the 21st century (or maybe the church is), people who trust astrology should trust me instead. =)

A bit late for a Halloween post, but what the hell…

Today was meant to be the perfect day. I woke up early, the sun was shining, I had plans to meet some friends. Just when I thought that nothing could go wrong, it all went wrong and hell broke loose.

I turned on the TV to get some news from CNN. What happened after that is completely blank, except for one thing, because it shocked me so badly and took all my brain capacity.

There was some report and then they were back in the studio talking about some random stuff. Oh yeah, it was Prince Charles’ new wife’s clothes.

Anyhow, I saw the most annoying thing. Even more annoying than “the annoying thing (aka Crazy Frog)”. It was Monita Rajpal.

Pointing out each of her annoyances would take a year to write, a month to read and ten years to understand completely, so I’ll just keep it simple with three annoyances:

• 1. Her smile. It is permanent, is she wearing a mask? Totally unnatural, totally disgusting. This gave me mini-seizures between 60-second intervals. MAD look-alike?
• 2. Her comments. Ok, those made me feel disgusted, really. Generic pretend-to-be-interested crap with fake-niceguy-accent like “Whoa, is that true?” “I can’t believe it” “Thank reporter x very much for that amazing extraordinary spectacular wonderful cool (…etc) report”.
• 3. 1+2=3, her smile and her comments combined make my third point. Think of someone giving you those lame comments with a lame accent wearing a MAD mask where the mouth is permanently smiling, times that by 2 and you get a feeling of what she is like.

You do not know what I am going through here writing this. She is the type of person who will make depressed people take the final step and kill themselves. Thinking about this back-itch (hint: remove “ack”) gives me a back-itch, you know this tingling feeling on the back of unrest. I hope a mad scientist travels back in time and gets a dinosaur to eat her up. I’d pay him with all I own.

I have this creepy feeling that I am going to have nightmares tonight. If I do, I hope you will suffer with me (after having seen her picture).

Oh, by the way. If you have nothing to do with your money and could absolutely not consider donating them to me, feel free to watch the new Zorro movie.

That’s all, I now have to try hard keeping myself from suicide.

So I do this online personality test and find out that I’m midly paranoid, highly narcissistic and histrionic. Woohoo!

Well, that sucks.. ?

Here is how I justify it:

• I’m not paranoid, I’m just careful
• I’m not narcissistic, I respect myself
• I’m not histronic, I simply dare to express myself

You see? If you agree and think that my justifications make sense, you got to agree that online tests really suck and should only be taken for fun. If you want to see how sucky the test I took was, click here.

Peace.

Marketing gone bad.

Yesterday some nice postcards popped into the mailbox. Inside was a letter from someone without arms saying that the paintings on the postcards have been done by mouth and feet painters. Basically, it told you to pay if you wanted to. They are cripples for goodness sake! You would be the world biggest idiot jerk if you do not pay them.

This is really smart marketing, playing with peoples morals and feelings.

I really got the urge to give them some money along with a note with a joke on it, reading: “What’s better than winning 10 gold medals at the Paralympics? Not being a retard.”

This is not only “pay, or be a jerk”, this is “pay, and be a jerk”.

Aaarrrgg… damn crippled people

Wow. It happened again. Japanese prime minister Kuizumi went to the Yasukuni shrine again.

To those who don’t know, that is where the war criminals of WWII Japan are buried. It is like seeing Gerhard Schröder go and visit Hitler’s grave every once in a while. How would you feel if he did that? Kuizumi means that there are not only war criminals, but also soldiers who fought the war. Why not just remove the war criminals from there? Because they are still considered heroes by some in Japan.

The countries against him visiting the Yasukuni shrine are mainly China and South Korea. In China, 9 million civilians were killed and 1.3 million were missing after the war. 3.1 million soldiers were killed. 13.4 million Chinese lost their lives. Sweden only has a population of 9 million, so imagine a small country like this being completely whiped out.

This thing with going to the Yasukuni shrine is not new, many Japanese priministers before Kuizumi also went there. Instead of being enraged, I feel sad about this. It is very unresponsible and impolite to all the families who lost someone during the war. Dont get me wrong, it is not like all Japanese people support this, many Japanese people also criticize Kuizumi for going there.

Kuizumi doing that is just like Schröder going to visit Hitler’s grave. Even if Hitler’s grave is surrounded with soldiers who fight bravely and lost their lives during the war, it does not matter, he does not do that.